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Kitten Regrets Nothing About Bachelor Party

What started out at a steakhouse in Trenton, NJ progressed through numerous clubs and casinos in Atlantic City, before ending with an all-night party in a suite at the Trump Plaza Hotel. Groom-to-be Laser the cat woke up the next morning with a pounding headache and wearing some other kitty’s collar. 

Despite the killer hangover and the crippling fear of what sort of blackmail material he may have provided his friends, the cat doesn’t regret one minute of his bachelor party.

“I think maybe if he did it again he’d have a couple fewer catnip mojitos,” said close friend Julian Grimley. “But all in all, he had a great time. It was a perfect send off into married life.”

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PHOTO OP: Laundry Day

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Local Cat Hits the Gym at Least 4 Times Per Week

How does Tiny the cat keep such a toned and firm physique? Not by accident. It takes a lot of hard work.

“He hits the gym at least four times each week,” said personal trainer Will Freeman. “Mostly we do a lot of strength and agility training. This week, though, we’ve also been focusing on strengthening Tiny’s core.”

To that end, the cat has added 20 minutes of Pilates to his routine.

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