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Kitten Wrestling Match Ends in Nap
A kitten wrestling match broadcast live on Pay-Per-View television last night ended disappointingly in a stalemate when both competitors fell asleep.
“This actually isn’t all that uncommon for kitten wrestling,” said feline sports analyst Chuck Winooski. “I’d say probably 50% of the matches end in one or both competitors napping. I’m honestly not sure what made us think this would be a good sport.”
Via Sonti Molonti.
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Pomeranian’s Podcast Starts to Take Off
It’s called “Barktalk with Tony,” and it’s about to sweep the nation. The podcast, hosted by a Pomeranian puppy named Tony, is storming up the iTunes charts.
Recorded live as a call-in show, the dog has found a niche among people who find comfort in his sage barks of advice.
“I’m not allowed to have pets in my apartment,” said longtime caller Emily Dickens. “So being able to call in and talk to Tony has been great.”
“Barktalk” is now making $5,000/month via sponsorships and reaches and estimate 10,000 listeners. There are rumors that Tony is close to signing a syndication deal with SiriusXM satellite radio.
Via littledoered.
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Via giuliopasqua.
Kitty Starlet Demands Only Red M&Ms in Dressing Room
Ellie, the star the upcoming James Bond film You Only Live Nine Times, reportedly has some bizarre demands in her contract rider.
Along with the usual items for cat starlets, like plenty of cold water, fresh tuna and catnip, Ellie is also demanding that her dressing room always be stocked with red M&Ms, reports the Hollywood Reporter. And only red M&Ms.
“She threw a fit when she found a yellow candy in her dish,” according to one anonymous source, who also indicated that when she found that they’d given her Skittles instead, she had every PA on set fired.
“I don’t know what the big deal is,” said the source. “She doesn’t even eat them. She just knocks them on the floor and makes an unholy mess batting them around the room.”
Via arcane_eyes.
