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Dog Complimented on Naturally Windblown Fur

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Dog Complimented on Naturally Windblown Fur

Following a recent beach outing, a Brussels Griffon puppy named Merce was delighted to be complimented on her fur. Her friends couldn’t believe that it wasn’t an expensive salon look.

“The naturally windblown thing really suits her,” said stylist Dana Fukudome. “You’d pay up to $70 for that in my boutique.”

The dog might end up paying for it after all. Because beach season is coming to a close, Merce is considering taking weekly trips to the hairdresser to keep her coat looking “natural." 

"It will be worth it,” said Lizzie Dozier, a close friend. “She’s been getting so many looks from the fellas. What’s a few bucks a week to keep that confidence boost going?”

Via merceandmacduff. 

Cat Fails to Call ‘Safe Seat’

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Cat Fails to Call ‘Safe Seat’

Things turned ugly this morning after a local cat failed to call “safe seat.” At 7:26 AM local time, a cat by the name of Winchester returned from a trip to the water dish to find that his younger brother, Alfie, had taken his seat on the scratching post.

“He was only gone for two, three minutes, tops,” said witness Sabine Montclair.

When Alfie refused to vacate the spot, Winchester sat down on top of him. The two were like that when the police arrived.

“If Winchester didn’t call safe seat then Alfie was well within his rights to sit,” said police office Keith Avery. “We’re still sorting out the details and the chain of events.”

Via myalfiecat.