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Survey Shows Kittens Are Ditching Facebook

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Survey Shows Kittens Are Ditching Facebook

A new survey from Gartner confirms what analysts and social media aficionados have suspected for some time – that young cats no longer find Facebook cool.

Gartner polled 1,400 kittens about their online habits, and 80% of respondents noted that they check Facebook less than once per week. 10% have deleted their accounts altogether.

“The younger generations are moving to newer networks like Instagram and Snapchat,” says Thom Phillips, a writer for the blog TechBomb. “Most kittens know their mom is on Facebook. It’s not a discreet place to socialize with friends. Also, most kittens get online exclusively through smartphones, and Facebook’s mobile apps are notably lacking.”

Via Sarah Ross.

Puppy Jailed for Stopping Hearts

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Puppy Jailed for Stopping Hearts

A puppy named Tag is behind bars this morning after allegedly causing a commotion downtown when he unleashed his overwhelming cuteness loose on unsuspecting strangers.

Victims reportedly experienced shortness of breath, swooning, and loss of vocal control (some who were caught in the so-called “cuteness vector” were unable to form coherent sentences, instead babbling things like, “Who’s dat cutie bootie puppy wuppy face?” or simply, “Awwwwwww!”) At least one victim was hospitalized for cuteness-related heart palpitations, which doctors assure The Fluffington Post is a real thing.

Police were called around 9am after the puppy held up traffic due to the large crowd of people jostling to pet, hug or otherwise touch the dog. Three people were treated for minor injuries in the scuffle to reach the puppy.

The dog is being held without bail at the county lockup and faces sentencing tomorrow. He is expected to plead not guilty.

Via lucafer7291.

Area Cat Spends a Bundle Shopping Online

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Area Cat Spends a Bundle Shopping Online

Staff members who last week told The Fluffington Post that socialite cat Puffy is overly demanding of her household staff, also let slip that the kitty may be addicted to online shopping.

According to sources, Puffy has racked up over $30,000 in credit card charges on Rent the Runway, Gilt and Modcloth alone. And that doesn’t take into account her enormous iTunes movie collection.

“She just can’t stop herself,” said one staffer. “Meanwhile, we’re being paid a pittance and worked to bone and she’s blowing all her money on designer clothes.”

Despite these allegations, no members of the Puffy household staff have yet left the cat.

Via kiciu.