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Area Dog Unsure How to Proceed With Pineapple

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Area Dog Unsure How to Proceed With Pineapple

A standoff between Nougat the dog and a pineapple has now dragged into a fifth hour, according to eyewitness reports. What began early this morning when Nougat decided to have some fresh fruit for breakfast, quickly developed into a full-fledged situation.

“Well, I think mostly the pineapple has confounded her,” said Allie Bruncle, a bystander. “I was there at the start, and she tried to bite it a few times, but learned quickly why that was a bad idea. Now she’s not sure what to do.”

There was nearly a break in the standoff earlier this morning.

“It seemed like she was going to give up around hour three,” said Tommy Anders, a firefighter who was called to the scene and put on standby. But Nougat rallied her strength and continued to stare down the spiky fruit.

“We’re not sure how this will end, but at this point, we’re preparing for the worst,” said Anders.

Via nougat_inu_australia.

Local Cat Dreams of Belly Rubs

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Local Cat Dreams of Belly Rubs

An area cat named Sprout spends much of his sleep time dreaming of belly rubs, according to his friends. Either that, or he’s plotting to kill them all.

According to close friend Tony Agarwal, Spout exhibits all the signs of a cat hatching a murder plot, as detailed by the seminal research infographic, How to Tell if Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. But, Agarwal said, they prefer to give the kitty the benefit of the doubt.

“We like to think it’s the belly rub thing instead,” he said. “Otherwise, we’d just live in fear.”

Via Salim Virji.