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Boston Terrier Upset Over NSA Spying

The seemingly endless parade of leaks coming from Edward Snowden and The Guardian newspaper have done nothing for Louie’s nerves. The Boston Terrier has followed the news of the National Security Agency’s vast domestic spying program with a veracity some of his friends say “border on paranoia.”

“He’s afraid to use email or his cell phone,” says Alice Gran, a source close to the situation. “Louie’s sticking to analog communications only – barking, whimpering, pooping in people’s shoes. I mean, I’m as upset as anyone over the spying stuff, but life without Facebook? That’s a little extreme.”

Via melsbels83.

Puppy Sues Landlord Over Faulty Plumbing

A puppy named Mosby had barely settled in to his brand new, one-bedroom apartment when he noticed something was amiss.

“The water pressure was really low,” says Molly McManus, a neighbor in the same building. “Just a trickle from the faucet and showerhead. And the toilet wouldn’t really flush.”

Mosby has consequently filed a lawsuit against the management company for a whopping $1.2 million.

“It was a week before Prism Properties fixed the issue,” says Mosby’s attorney Richard Roberts. “That’s seven days of pain and suffering without a strong shower or warm bath. You think this puppy’s fluffy fur just comes out like that? He needs water pressure!”

Sources tell The Fluffington Post that the judge hearing the case is expected to laugh long and hard before dismissing it outright.

Via eefdabeef.