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Area Pup Demands Weekly Mani-Pedi
by Ashley Welter, FluffPo Correspondent
With a face like hers, demands are usually met, and for this Southern California dog, that means a weekly trip to the best spa in town for the full VIP treatment.
Her name is Sassy, and according to sources close to the situation, she’s quite the princess.
“She has a standing appointment every Monday at noon,” said Kim Harper, owner of Serenity Spa in Beverly Hills, “and she’s never missed a single one in five years.”
Harper declined to comment on the degree of work done for Sassy each week, citing client confidentiality, but an anonymous source told The Fluffington Post that Sassy likes to get dirty.
“She may seem like a pretty princess on the outside,” said the source, “but that pup will play in the mud and chase sticks until the cows come home if you let her. She needs those spa treatments to maintain that prim and proper image.”
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Dog Loses Everything in Poker Game
It’ll be nothing but ramen and PB&J sandwiches for a few weeks while Lazlo the puppy gets back on his feet after losing everything in a game of high stakes poker.
The dog was up big at the $10,000 buy-in, no-limit table at the Bellagio resort last night when he decided to go all in on pocket aces. It looked like he had his opponent beat, but then that last card dropped.
“I thought he had me,” said fellow player Tommy Tran, who got the better of Laslo. “He flops a pair of twos and gets another ace on the turn to complete his full house and I knew I was cooked.”
But the river card was just what Tran needed: a diamond to finish his flush.
“Sometimes you have the cards, sometimes you don’t,” said Tran. “Sometimes you just get lucky. I got lucky last night.”
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