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Squirrel Squatter Evicted

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Squirrel Squatter Evicted

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to sources, notorious squatter Lenny the squirrel has finally been shown the door. His latest victim tells The Fluffington Post that the eviction was a long time coming.

“He showed up one day looking for a place to stay,” says Phil Suarez. “I couldn’t really say no. He was cute and his tail was really fluffy. The $900 a month rent seemed agreeable to him.”

Unfortunately for Suarez, Lenny would soon prove to be one of the worst roommates ever.

“He basically just sat on the couch and ate nuts all day,” says the longtime Astoria, Queens resident. “Oh yeah, and he didn’t pay rent. That was kind of the kicker. I decided to do some digging, and apparently he’d been doing this for years. I had to tell him we were through.”

Lenny was reportedly cooperative, albeit irritated. 

“I guess he didn’t like me interrupting his ‘Dr. Who’ marathon,” says Suarez. “But he knew what was coming. He packed his tiny suitcase and was out the door without without much fanfare. I just hope the next guy has better foresight.”

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Table Scrap Torments Dog, Cat

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Table Scrap Torments Dog, Cat

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to reports, a piece of food is still sitting on the kitchen counter, just out of reach of Bart the dog and Max the cat. 

Sources on the ground tell The Fluffington Post that the tasty morsel has just been sitting there, as if to silently taunt the canine/feline duo.

“It was probably left around dinner last night, or breakfast this morning,” says witness Eric Ryman. “In any case, it must be killing those two that they can’t get to it.”

The delectable tidbit was originally thought to be pork, but is believed to be chicken-like in appearance.

“To be honest, it could be anything,” says Ryman. “It definitely looks like meat, though, and that’s enough for Bart and Max. I can only imagine what those two are going through.”

At press time, the lip-smacking scrap had seemingly moved over a few inches, but not enough for gravity to take over. 

The Fluffington Post will continue to monitor the situation closely. 

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