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REPORT: Bruno Mars Is Actually a Dog
REPORT: Bruno Mars Is Actually a Dog
by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to a recent investigative report by the Chicago Sun Times, the singer Bruno Mars is actually a Siberian Husky named Miles. The pup has apparently been masquerading as the “human” recording artist since 2008.
“I was shocked,” says Keith McDowell, the report’s author. McDowell alleges that the dog has used advanced auto-tune technology to transform his barks and yelps into Mars’ smooth tenor vocals.
“I bought the CDs and went to the concerts. Had I known he was just yet another puppy using auto-tune, I might not have," says McDowell. "He got to play the Super Bowl. Let that sink in for a second. I’m glad I blew the lid off this thing once and for all.”
At press time, Miles was not taking any questions, this according to his “newly-hired” attorney Clint Barksman.
Via iheartmiles.
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PHOTO OP: I’ve Got This Selfie Thing Down
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Kitty Regrets Catnip Bender
Kitty Regrets Catnip Bender
Some life lessons you have to learn the hard way. A Milwaukee-area cat named Welfleet learned a valuable lesson this weekend about over indulgence after an all-night catnip bender.
“He’s pretty hung over,” said roommate Jack Minian. “He’s just been sitting on the couch and staring off into space for a few hours, cringing whenever I make any noise.”
According to Minian, the cat went out with coworkers on Friday evening and hit a bunch of feline hot spots.
“They went bar hopping and he clearly had too much ‘nip,” said Minian. “His friends brought him home at 2am, and Welfleet woke me up meowing on the front step. Apparently he couldn’t figure out how to work his key.”
The good news for the cat is that the hangover is temporary. The bad news, Minian says they just ran out of Tylenol.
Via rosemaryliu_queen.
PHOTO OP: No! Not the Tickles!
PHOTO OP: No! Not the Tickles!
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