Squirrel’s Symposium on Nut Collection Gets Standing Ovation
FluffCon, the annual convention for fluffy animals, came to a conclusion this weekend at the airport Radisson with a powerhouse closing keynote from noted nut expert, Dr. Squeaks.
Squeaks gave his presentation, On Locating, Collecting and Hiding Nuts for Winter, to a packed auditorium and left to thunderous applause. According to media reports, Squeaks has easily advanced nut science by a decade with his innovative ideas.
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