
Squirrel Finishes Last Bit of Halloween Candy
In an effort that took more than two weeks, an area squirrel named Carl polished off the last Snickers bar in his Trick-or-Treat bag Sunday.
“With the winter coming, we honestly expected this sooner,” says candy analyst Chip Foster. “Looks like Carl is headed for hibernation with a belly full of corn sugar.”
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