Squirrel Caught Cheating on His Diet

Squirrel Caught Cheating on His Diet

According to reports, a squirrel named Sid has been reprimanded after being caught eating a peanut, a strict no-no according to his new diet. As his nutritionist tells The Fluffington Post, Sid’s deep-seated self-control issues once again got the best of him.

“Sid is a very overweight squirrel,” says Cheryl Frumm. “If he wants to make any progress, he’s going to have to learn to resist temptation. As his state-appointed nutritionist, it is my responsibility to ensure he avoids all foods high in saturated fat. This includes egg yolks, butter, muffins, and yes, peanuts.”

Frumm could not be reached for further comment as she had begun to chase Sid, who appeared to be eating a slab of bacon.

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