REPORT: Portland Pup Is on Guard Duty
CNN is reporting that Kobe, a 3-year-old pup from Portland, OR, is indeed keeping a close eye on the house from under the fence. The network’s sources corroborate other eye witness accounts obtained by The Fluffington Post.
“He is definitely on guard duty,” says Allan Tilly, a source close to the situation. “There’s no chance you’ll be getting by him.”
Submitted by Sarah Ballard.
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