BREAKING: Sad Puppy Stood Up on Valentine’s Day
The Fluffington Post has learned that this adorable Australian greyhound was apparently left in the lurch by her date this evening. The date – an English bulldog – later made some excuse about being held up in traffic at the dog park, but we’re not buying it.
More as this develops…
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