
Puppy Can’t Figure Out How to Wink
A Michigan puppy has been trying to learn how to wink for 3 days, say sources close to the situation. Try as he might, however, it keeps coming out as a blink instead. Specialists have reportedly been called in.
Editor’s Note:An earlier version of this article made no sense what-so-ever. Rest assured the staff writer responsible has been sent on assignment to photograph mythical snow creatures in Siberia as a punishment.
Via dailylifeofmojo.
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