Area Pug Psyched About Return of ‘Star Wars’

Chubbs the Pug is so excited that Disney is planning to make three additional feature length Star Wars films over the next decade, that she has already put together a series of elaborate audition tapes in an attempt to land a walk-on role.

Her most popular reel to date has been The Wampug Strikes Back, in which she audaciously casts herself in the role of a rogue Wampa.  The film has over 200,000 views on YouTube.

“Her acting a little rough,” said professional Star Wars critic Justin ‘Slim’ Dolan, “but her dedication is off the charts. The production quality is great.  I could see Disney being impressed enough to give her a bit part.”