Sleepy Cat Inspires New Martial Arts Style

by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

A new school of martial arts dubbed “Napping Master” is sweeping the nation. The fighting style is said to harnesses the power of sleep, and many of its signature moves tap into both the involuntary twitching from a dream state and the slow movements of rolling around during slumber.

“It’s an offshoot of the Drunken Master ideology,” said originator Rick Chang explained. “The inspiration came from my cat, Ginger. I’d try to pet him when he was dozing, and he’d punch me away with his paws.”

From that first feline sparring match, Chang has introduced the style to the competitive circle. He said that while Ginger is the originator of the school, he’s too lazy to undergo formal training.

“Cats have a natural talent for this style,” he said. “It’s actually really hard for humans to learn. But I have yet to find a kitty I could teach.”

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Kitchen Cabinet Cat Apartments Renting Like Hotcakes

A new development aimed at young professional felines in the West Side kitchen district is renting well, according to real estate agents. The “Catbinet Apartments,” as they are known colloquially, are now at 85% filled just three months after coming on the market.

“There’s a real demand for affordable, cat-friendly living spaces in this part of the house,” said real estate analyst Francine Waterman of The Real Deal. “The apartments in this development suit all budgets, too, which is helpful.”

According to Waterman, all five pricey top floor penthouse suites – up where the stemware is kept – are fully rented, as have cheap the floor-level, under sink studios. Most of what remains are reasonably priced one and two bedroom spaces in with the pots and pans and salad plates.

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PHOTO OP: Prince of Darkness

Halloween is over. We don’t care.

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