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Florida Unicorn Turns Out to Be Dog in Costume
The zoological community was sorely disappointed on Friday when the unicorn spotted in the wilds of Orlando, FL turned out to be a dog named Annabelle in a ridiculous costume.
“It was too good to be true,” says Dr. Francis Shale, a biologist who studies rare species. “Finding an actual unicorn in the wild is the Holy Grail of science. To be tricked like this – well, it just hurts, that’s all.”
Submitted by Amy Cassell.
DC Cat Charged With First Degree Silliness
A Washington, DC cat named Nurgle was arrested and charged with three counts of first degree silliness late Friday. Witnesses say the 4-year-old feline was caught sniffing hair mousse caps, getting stuck inside Christmas tree boxes and being “rascally.”
Nurgle’s arraignment has been scheduled for April 26th.
Submitted by Piddlebucket.
PHOTO OP: Puppy Pal
Via mmmmCake.
Toronto Cat Bored by ‘The Hunger Games’
Tired of hearing everyone yammer on about it at the office, Louie finally broke down and started reading The Hunger Games. But the Toronto cat was taken aback when he learned the story was about post-apocalyptic children locked in mortal combat, and not about the fun you have running into the kitchen every time you hear the can opener.
Sources close to the situation say Louie is even less inclined to see the movie after this disappointment.
Submitted by Jaclyn Klein.
Bulldog Falls Asleep Reviewing Quarterly Report
As Q1 comes to a close, it’s time for many companies to review the books. Winston, a French Bulldog and small business owner from Lakeland, FL, took some time at the end of the day to go over the numbers. But the quarterly report was not nearly as exciting as he anticipated. He was snoozing before you could say “profit margin.”
Submitted by Liz Wilder.
