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Disco, a 2-year-old parakeet from Rochester, NY, is no bird brain. He can remember and recite The Flinstones theme song and popular catch phrases from movies and television.
“Some people have asked us if he’s a fake, if we’re just making the voice for him,” says Judy Bolton, a source close to the situation. “But they underestimate the abilities of parakeets.”
Papparazzi Spies Cat Model Sunbathing Nude
Tabloid photographers caught up with Tabitha, the reclusive former cat model, as she was sunning herself in the nude early Wednesday morning. The entertainment press was quick to point out that she had put on a few pounds since her last public appearance.
Tabitha’s publicist could not be reached for comment about the alleged weight gain, but sources tell The Fluffington Post it has everything to do with Girl Scout Cookies.
Via APurpleTRex.
PHOTO OP: Lonely Puppy
Via Sukanto Debnath.
REPORT: Cat Still Undecided About Whether to Emerge from Bag
According to reports, the cat has yet to fully emerge from the bag and is not yet ready to make a decision. Insiders tell The Fluffington Post that the cat will most assuredly come out of the bag at some point in the future, and that he may hold a press conference as early as next week to announce his plans.
Via Tabbymom Jen.
Dog Charged in Theft of Cat’s Dinner Bowl
T-Bone, a local Shar Pei puppy, was caught by newly installed surveillance cameras pilfering the cat’s supper dish yesterday shortly before dinner time. This is the third time the bowl has gone missing in the past week, but the first time formal charges have been made against a suspect. T-Bone pleaded no contest at his arraignment Tuesday morning and a trial date will be set next week.
Via Eyesplash.
