You Wouldn’t Like This Dog When He’s Angry

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

By most accounts, Toby the Cavapoo is a normal, mild-mannered young dog. That is, until you get him angry.

“Yeah, it’s like, some weird genetic mutation.” says Dylan Sparks, Toby’s owner. “Anyway, you can’t even get him mildly upset. I basically just give him whatever he wants.”

Sparks cites a recent episode where Toby, learning there was no more bacon in the house, savagely tossed him out of a window. “Needless to say, I make sure we always have plenty of bacon now,” says Sparks, rubbing his back and wincing noticeably. “Or, to be more accurate, he makes sure.”

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Work-at-Home Pup Wears Pajamas 24/7

The life of an independent stock broker has its perks. Local pup Mr. Grumpy Bum works from home managing his clients’ portfolios on the web. As such, he hasn’t gotten dressed in three months.

“It’s nice to be comfortable,” says Wendy Bergen, Mr. Bum’s personal assistant, who also works remotely. “But you lose some of that morning routine. Rolling out of bed and going right to work can wear on you after a while.”

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PHOTO OP: Objects In Mirror May Be Cuter Than They Appear

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Area Dog Convinced Something Is Following Him

“I’m pretty sure he’s just paranoid,” says Randy Ochoa, a friend of Pupsaroni, a local puppy who seems convinced that someone is following him.  "It’s probably all that coffee he’s been drinking while he studies for the MCATs.  Maybe.  I dunno.  But seriously, no one is following him.“

Pupsaroni isn’t so sure, though.  The puppy constantly checks behind him to make sure he’s not being tailed and has adopted a zig-zag style of walking that friends call "annoying.”

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