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BREAKING: Pug Prefers Chunky to Regular Peanut Butter

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BREAKING: Pug Prefers Chunky to Regular Peanut Butter

In a move that sent shock waves through the peanut butter industry, Murphy the pug has publicly declared his love for chunky style.

“All this time we thought creamy was his favorite,” says Cathy Cole, a spokesperson for Teddie Peanut Butter. “This is just a lot to handle right now. I think I need to lie down.”

Analysts predict that Murphy’s high profile preference could influence sales of chunky peanut butter across the board.

“We’re anticipating a ripple in the PBI,” says Stuart Akron, who studies and trades against the Peanut Butter Index. “A big, delicious, creamy ripple that you can spread on toast.”

Submitted by Tina Haupert, Carrots ‘N’ Cake.

CupboardCat™ Keeps Your Kitchen Organized

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CupboardCat™ Keeps Your Kitchen Organized

Do you have a tough time keeping your glassware organized? Do you find that important things end up way in the back of your cabinets when you need them most? Are your kitchen drawers overflowing with flatware?

You need CupboardCat™, the latest breakthrough in kitchen organization. Simply install CupboardCat™ in the troubled location and go about your business. CupboardCat’s™ patent-pending technology learns which items are important to you at each time of day, and organizes them for maximum efficiency.

CupboardCat™ comes in white (pictured above), tabby and black, and will blend right into your kitchen decor. Let CupboardCat™ work behind the scenes so you can focus on what matters: your family.

Percy, submitted by Kimberly Edmond.

Hamster Behind Bars After Gnawing Spree

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Hamster Behind Bars After Gnawing Spree

Koali the hamster has been brought to justice after a living room gnawing spree left two shoes and a chair leg in critical condition Monday.

“He’s been charged with three counts of premeditated gnawing,” said U.S. District Attorney Arnold Guzik at a press conference. “Koali will be arraigned this week in Superior Court.”

Via Alastair Campbell.

Cat Produces Entire Dubstep Record on iPad

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Cat Produces Entire Dubstep Record on iPad

Notable dubstep producer Anton the cat has taken a fresh approach to his latest record. With a handful of iPad apps, he’s composed, arranged, recorded and mastered 12 tracks comprising what one critic is calling “his richest work to date.”

“The nuance on this record is really outstanding,” says Jim Wong of DubWorld Magazine. “The fact that he created it without a traditional workstation is monumental. Also, he’s a cat – the fact that it even sounds like music is pretty cool.”

Via Koloah.