PHOTO OP: On Your Mark, Get Set, Frolic!
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Area Hamster Taking It Easy for the Summer
Area Hamster Taking It Easy for the Summer
After a long year of nearly non-stop work, one local hamster has decided to take a little “me” time to recharge his batteries.
“He just sits there in his little chair, munching on a cucumber, relaxing under the desk lamp,” said roommate Jonas Redhook. "I think he really needed this. He was starting to get totally burned out at the wheel, so this is a good way to relax and recharge.“
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Dog Claims Innocence in Couch De-Stuffing
Dog Claims Innocence in Couch De-Stuffing
A local dog swears that the couch was like that when he got there, and he had no part in the savage “de-stuffing” that occurred.
“My client is innocent of all charges,” said the dog’s lawyer, James McGiven. “He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.”
Though surveillance footage shows the dog clearly playing with piles of green stuffing and flinging it all over the yard and patio, no clear images exist showing who actually removed the stuffing from the couch.
Via sexpilus.
PHOTO OP: Snoozin’
PHOTO OP: Snoozin’
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Local Cat Wins Award for Alertness
Local Cat Wins Award for Alertness
Area feline Clarence has been awarded the highest honor from the National Society of Alertness. The medal, given to one creature each year who “exhibits a high level of awareness of his or her surroundings,” was bestowed upon Clarence last night at a gala dinner.
“Clarence has been on our radar for a few years,” said NSA president Exicardo Morales. “He really stepped it up this year to become the most alert cat in the country.”
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