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Face Off on the Stairs Drags into 8th Hour

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Face Off on the Stairs Drags into 8th Hour

According to witnesses on the scene, a face off on the stairs between the family dog and the cat has now lasted into the eighth hour.  "They started the stare down shortly after lunch and have been at it ever since,“ said a source close to the situation.

Police are on the scene and have cordoned off the area.  "The cops really thought the dog would get hungry and give up hours ago, but he’s held his ground,” said our source, who indicates that the stand off began following an argument over the “good” water dish near the sink.

More on this story as it develops…

Via blatantgizmo.

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Local Cat Refuses to Accept Ping Pong as an Olympic Sport

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Local Cat Refuses to Accept Ping Pong as an Olympic Sport

Ironically named area cat Smokey has made it known to her roommates that she thinks table tennis, while fun, is not a real sport.  As such, according to the disgruntled feline, it shouldn’t be an official Olympic sport.

“Smokey is just a huge baseball fan, and she’s still miffed at the IOC for removing baseball from the official roster of Olympic sports,” said roommate Julia Watson.  "She is happy that her second favorite sport – golf – will be back for 2016, however.   Personally, I think they’re both really boring.“

Via angelialee.

HOW TO: Tell When Your Dog Needs Replanting

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HOW TO: Tell When Your Dog Needs Replanting

There’s nothing worse than a root-bound puppy.  But how do you know when its time to replant your pooch?

It can be tricky to know when your pup needs replanting, but a good rule of thumb is to look at the dog’s rear end.  If there’s any doggy butt or tail overhanging the edge of the pot, it’s time for a bigger vessel!  

Also remember to keep your puppy well watered and fed and get him out of the pot to run around and play at least twice per day.

Happy planting!

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Kitten Fires Entire Staff in Boardroom Blowup

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Kitten Fires Entire Staff in Boardroom Blowup

According to sources close to the situation, Philbert, the CEO or KittyWorld Enterprises (NYSE: MEOW) went ballistic at an all hands meeting this morning and fired his entire staff.

“He went on and on about how the office fridge has a terrible selection of canned fish and then he just decided to fire everyone,” said stunned former employee Scott Rheinbeck.  "You know what, though?  Good riddance.  I never liked this job anyway.“

KittyWorld’s stock is down in early afternoon trading.

Via shnoif.

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