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Local Puppy Laments the End of Summer
A Cincinnati, OH pup named Ellie is “totally bummed” about summer ending, according to sources close to the situation.
“She had just started her leaf collection,” says Ray Stonewall. “I mean, there will be plenty of leaves in September, but I don’t think she’s really into the brown ones.”
Submitted by Kristin Lasita.
Original Dog and Pony Show Uncovered in New England
The Boston Public Library has uncovered evidence of what many scholars believe to be the oldest “Dog and Pony Show” in North America.
This photograph, taken by Leslie Jones sometime between 1917 and 1934, offers proof that dogs and horses performed together as early as the turn of the 20th century.
“Their act was obviously quite polished when this photo was taken,” historian Mark Silver tells The Fluffington Post. “They were likely performing for years before Jones snapped the candid.”
PHOTO OP: What?!
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Pug’s Credibility Questioned on Witness Stand
The trial of The People vs. Iver Corp, LtD. took a twist this week when the defense called whistle blowing pug “Mr. P” (his real name redacted for privacy reasons) to the stand.
Mr. P originally brought to light the alleged poor working conditions of Iver’s North American factories, prompting the class action lawsuit. The defense attorneys, however, called the pug’s character into question.
“Is it true you’ve been seen on the street with your tongue dangling out of your mouth? Dangling around women and children?” attorney Ron Corbett asked.
Mr. P was evasive and did not give a clear response, prompting murmurs in the courtroom which the judge promptly silenced with her gavel.
Via Lisa Marie.
Cat Lost in Thought for 20 Minutes
A cat named Simba caught himself drifting away in a daydream early Sunday. When he looked at the clock, he found 20 minutes had passed.
“Not sure what he was thinking about,” says Gordon Paulson, an eye-witness. “Probably white-water rafting, knowing him.”
Via Selin Ayangolu.
