PHOTO OP: Puppy Brothers
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Area Kitty’s Hiding Spot Is Just Terrible
Area Kitty’s Hiding Spot Is Just Terrible
According to sources close to the situation, an area kitty name Temperance embarrassed herself during a recent game of hide and seek. Witnesses say Temperance’s choice of hiding spot – behind the floor pillow leaning against the wall – was “so obvious it hurt.”
“It was just embarrassingly bad,” said Oliver Robertson, the commissioner of the North American Feline Hide and Seek Association. “She’s really going to tumble down the NAFHSA standings based solely on this one game. I don’t know what she was thinking.”
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Guinea Pig Nightclub Shut Down After Noise Complaints
Guinea Pig Nightclub Shut Down After Noise Complaints
For the fifth time this month, police had to respond to excessive noise complaints at Club Fur, a popular guinea pig nightspot. Now, the city board of licenses has suspended the club’s operating license for two weeks, forcing Fur to close its doors.
“This is standard procedure,” said board chairman Anthony Profar. "We have a three strikes your out rule, so we actually acted with leniency by letting this one go to five incidences before pulling their license.“
The license will be reinstated in two weeks, and the club will operate under probationary rules for the next six months.
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PHOTO OP: Somebody Did a Bad Thing
PHOTO OP: Somebody Did a Bad Thing
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Cats Accused of Public Display of Affection
Cats Accused of Public Display of Affection
Two local cats were cited for violation of anti-PDA laws this afternoon, according to sources. The cats were spotted around 1pm, smooching on the steps of city hall and police were called to the scene. They needed to be separated, according to the arrest log, and sent to separate rooms to cool off.
“It was disgusting,” said 11-year-old witness Billy Goldfarb. "They were just sitting there being all lovey dovey. Gross.“
Both cats face hefty fines for their actions.
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