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Cat Hired to Guard Billionaire’s Secret Treasure
A cat named Frajola has been contracted to safeguard a treasure chest in Sao Paulo, Brazil. The contents of the chest, owned by Brazilian banking mogul Marcel Herman Telles, are unknown, but presumed to be extremely valuable.
“The chest itself has no lock,” explains Roberto dos Santos, a source close to the Telles family. “The cat just sits on top and asks you for the secret code. If you don’t know it, he calls the cops.”
Frajola is rumored to be paid in the finest yellowfin tuna, though The Fluffington Post could not confirm this at press time.
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Confused Cat Thinks He’s a Dog
A cat named Helo from Bainbridge Island, WA is suffering a bit of an identity crisis.
“He loves to play tug,” says Lisa Worley, a source close to the situation. “I think he thinks he’s a dog. When playing tug, you can hear him growl just like a dog does. He also plays fetch and pants like a dog when he’s worn out from playing.”
Dog’s Barbecue Goes Off Without a Hitch
Lazzy, a pitbull pup known among friends for his delicious barbecued chicken recipe, managed to throw what attendees are calling a perfect backyard shindig this past weekend.
“The chicken was great, the beer was ice cold, the music selection was on point – it was just a great way to end the summer,” said neighbor Tony Simonelli.
According to Simonelli the barbecue went from 3pm until well after dark and concluded with roasting s’mores over the new fire pit Lazzy had built in the place of the now-removed above ground pool.
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