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Cat’s Trendy Sauna Closes After Only One Week
Despite the rebounding economy, opening a luxury business is still an extremely risky proposition. Leo learned that the hard way after his spa and sauna fell so deep in the red, he was forced to close his doors a mere week after opening to the public.
“He took out a small business loan that was way beyond his reach,” says Melanie Sanders, a former business partner who passed on this venture. “He marketed it as a ‘boutique experience’ for young vacationers, but let’s be honest – it was just the steam coming out of the dishwasher after a hot cycle. No one wants to sit naked in that.”
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Dog Investigates Who Keeps Blaming Farts on Him
Sgt. Geordi La Corgi of the Los Angeles Police Department Crime Scene Unit has launched an investigation into who is behind a recent rash of flatulence in his Playa Vista home.
“He’s sick of everyone blaming the dog,” said fellow officer Dan Morgan. “We know 50% of the time that’s not true.”
Morgan said Sgt. La Corgi’s list of suspects includes the cat, fifth grader Billy Allison and someone whom they have codename, “Dad” – real name not currently known. La Corgi is expected to hold a press conference to make formal charges by the end of the week.
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