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Puppy Earns ‘Employee of the Month’ at Furniture Showroom
A golden retriever named Charlie has been awarded the coveted title “Employee of the Month” at Cal’s Discount Furniture after selling four bedroom sets, six couches, seven love seats and a dinette set in just one week.
“The guy is on fire,” says his manager, Artie Lepinsky. “Customers just can’t say no to that face.”
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Yorkie Outlines 6-Point Plan for Peace in the Arab World
A Rhode Island Yorkie named Bella can no longer sit back and read the upsetting headlines coming out of the Middle East. Compelled by the constant churn of unrest and violence in the Arab world, she has put forth a comprehensive plan to bring a lasting peace to the region, and aims to visit there next year.
“It’s a six-point plan unlike anything we’ve tried before,” says Javier Tippens of the United Nations Security Council. “It involves a lot of treats and belly rubs. Our analysis shows that insurgents, rebel groups and dictators alike would probably agree on these items. We’re hoping it will reveal some common ground.”
For now, Bella is hard at work learning Arabic. Sources close to her say she feels confident that learning the language is key to forthright conversation.
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Cat Can’t Decide on Halloween Costume
Halloween is fast approaching. If you don’t have your costume pinned down by now, you might be in trouble.
Internet celeb Spangles the Cross-Eyed Kitty has certainly taken the task to heart. In the past two weeks, he’s tried on a variety of options, none of which quite fit the bill.
“He could go for the Pirate, but that’s been done a million times,” says Nester Garcia, Spangles’ wardrobe consultant. “Dino? Maybe. A cat trick-or-treating as a tiger – redundant or ironic? I’m not sure Spangles has what it takes to pull of an ironic look this far after Labor Day.”
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