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Cats Get N64 for Christmas
In a move that is likely to shock Christmas traditionalists, cats Patches and Fuzz received their gift 13 days early – a brand new Nintendo 64 game console.
Observers have noted that this video game system is more than 16 years old. Why all the excitement?
“They’re cats, they don’t know anything,” says Roy Yeater, a source close to the situation.
Via Xeaxan.
Wealthy Dog Fires Bath Masseuse
Three society tabloids are reporting that Biscuit the dog (of the Norfolk Biscuits) has fired his personal bath masseuse over disagreements about hours and salary.
“Biscuit needs a masseuse on call 24/7, especially for those late night rub downs,” says Tom Cleveland, household manager for Biscuit’s estate. “I don’t think that’s too much to ask.”
Via l4y1337.
Reports of Living Room Bear ‘Greatly Exaggerated’
When authorities rushed to the scene of a bear sighting, the tipster – a dog named Charlie – was still on site.
“He was freaking out,” says animal control officer Max Reddy. “But his claims about a bear were greatly exaggerated. One of my guys had to explain that it was just a kid in a bear costume. He wasn’t buying it at first, but when she started singing Disney songs, he eventually figured it out.”
Via Reddit.
PHOTO OP: Bed Head
Via Karla Zamorano Rocha.
Cat Stuck to Futon for 3 Days
It was a normal Tuesday for Chloe, who curled up in her favorite napping spot mid-morning. Little did she know that a wad of gum would trap her there for three straight days.
“She was completely stuck to the futon,” says Erik Sabb, who found her on day three, irritated but no worse for the wear. “Luckily she had packed a post-nap lunch, so she had enough to snack on.”
Via WorkCanWait.
