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Llama Doesn’t Want to Go Back to School

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Llama Doesn’t Want to Go Back to School

After a week of holiday parties, presents, morning cartoons, and staying up way past his bedtime, Ferdinand the llama was not ready to head back to the classroom today.  According to reports, when his mother, Lily, tried to get him up this morning for school, Ferdinand tried to feign illness and finagle an extra day off.

“She wasn’t having any of it,” said Hugh Wohl, a close family friend.  "Lily has six other kids, so she knows a fake fever when she sees one.“

Via Tambako the Jaguar.

REPORT: Area Cat Loves Hugs

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REPORT: Area Cat Loves Hugs

The Fluffington Post has received numerous reports that a local feline named Chester absolutely loves hugs.

“I mean, he’s wearing a sweater that says ‘I Love Hugs,’ so I’m pretty sure he’s down with hugging,” says Fredrick Pyle, a source close to the situation.

While it’s too soon to confirm exactly how much Chester enjoys hugs, we have spoken with numerous sources who say the affinity is substantial.

We will update this story as it develops.

Via sparklebunnytummy.

Kitten Comes Forward as 3rd Powerball Winner

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Kitten Comes Forward as 3rd Powerball Winner

The excitement around the November 28th Powerball Lottery drawing had all but subsided when a third winner from Kansas City, MO came forward to claim his prize.

“His name is Miles, and he’s a kitten,” says Powerball administrator Kevin Forrester. “His winning ticket entitled him to $157 million before taxes. He took it in a lump sum.”

What’s a kitten to do with all that money?

“He spread it out on the floor and started sleeping on it,” says Sheila Winthrop, a family friend. “He just needed enough to get comfy. The rest went to charity.”

Via CA$HCATS.

Dog’s Odd Fashion Is an Acquired Taste

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Dog’s Odd Fashion Is an Acquired Taste

Rizzo likes to think outside the box when it comes to getting dressed in the morning.

“Most dogs just go nude, maybe a sweater during the colder months,” says wardrobe consultant Rebecca Turner. “Not Rizz. He’ll put a deflated toy on his head and set out for the office.”

Sure, he’ll get strange looks from friends and co-workers, but some have embraced his sensibilities.

“I kinda like it,” says Tim Orleans, who shares a cubicle with the fashion-forward pooch. “Someone’s got to push the envelope. I like that there’s always a surprise waiting for me in the morning.”

Via Jamie Baldanza.