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Cat Campaigns for Fresher Sushi

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Cat Campaigns for Fresher Sushi

When it comes to sushi, the fresher, the better.  At least, that’s what amateur feline food writer Ubaldo thinks.  According to Ubaldo’s latest culinary tips zine, which he has been distributing for 25 cents per copy outside of the local Whole Foods, sushi tastes better when it is made with the freshest ingredients.  

The zine includes a call to action for local sushi restaurants to use only fresh and never frozen products in their food.

“Far be it from me to agree with a cat who clearly printed this so-called magazine at home and stapled it together,” said actual professional food critic Rusty von Warner, “but he’s right.  Fresh fish is better.”

Via play4smee.

Cat Convicted on 2 Counts of Money Laundering

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Cat Convicted on 2 Counts of Money Laundering

A federal judge has found local cat Roxie guilty of money laundering. The two-count conviction came down early Tuesday after a four-month trial.

“My client has done nothing wrong or immoral,” says Sal Maser, attorney for the defendant. “That cash was absolutely filthy. It just needed a spin cycle.”

Much of the case has centered around the meaning of “laundering” in a legal context, though many experts expect the ruling to stick.

“We certainly plan to appeal. We’ll take this to the Supreme Court if we have to,” Maser added.

Via Ca$hCats.