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Area Cat ‘Blown Away’ by New Destiny’s Child Song

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Area Cat ‘Blown Away’ by New Destiny’s Child Song

For the first time in eight years, R&B super group Destiny’s Child has released a new recording titled “Nuclear.” It’s part of a 14-track compilation album due out January 29th, and German cat Baby could not be more excited.

“She’s listened to the track online about 70 times already,” says Jamie Beeks, a source close to the situation. “Baby’s been a fan for a long time, and she’s just blown away by this new song. She gets this silly grin on her face whenever Beyoncé starts singing.”

Submitted by Sarah Brehmer.

REPORT: Dog Shouldn’t Do That

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REPORT: Dog Shouldn’t Do That

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Corespondent

A report was recently issued by the Institute For Common Sense, suggesting that Beano the dog really shouldn’t be staring at the sun like that.

“He’s going to go blind, doesn’t he know that?” says ICS spokesman Chuck Pannebaker.

According to the ICS, the incident was just the latest in a series of offenses committed by the pup.

“He was making a funny face last week,” says Pannebaker. “We advised him that it would probably stay that way if he didn’t stop. I tell you, that dog is incorrigible.”

Via zombie_bride.

Golden Retriever Picks New Best Friend

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Golden Retriever Picks New Best Friend

After months of paw-wringing, a golden retriever puppy named Riot has formally announced his new choice for BFF (Best Friend Forever).

A statement released from Riot’s office Saturday afternoon read: “His name is Pig, and he’s the greatest. Going forward, Riot and Pig will be inseparable. Activities will include sniffing things, digging in the mud and kayaking.”

Even since the announcement a short time ago, the pair has been photographed together on a number of outings.

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Landlord Restores Heat After Kitty’s Complaint

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Landlord Restores Heat After Kitty’s Complaint

After three days in a chilly apartment, a cat named Scout filed a formal grievance with his landlord, threatening to withhold January’s rent if the heat was not turned back on.

“He was clinging to the radiator, trying to squeeze every last bit of warmth out of that thing,” says Josh Teller, Scout’s roommate. “Eventually, he just had enough and had to go crack some skulls.”

The threat worked, and the landlord hired a plumber to look into the issue. Sources tell The Fluffington Post that heat was restored in about 20 minutes.

Via thunderberry.