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Cat Plans to Improve Typing Skills

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Cat Plans to Improve Typing Skills

By Kenneth Rosen, FluffPo Correspondent

Fear after misspelling “meow” and “purr” has left little McClane the cat frightened by social media and digital correspondence. But the New Year has him in high spirits.

“All he wanted to do was reach the keyboard, where he hoped to stop me from typing,” said Kat George, a friend of the kitty. “McClane is a wily and resourceful foe.”

McClane’s determination to type well led Ms. George to buy a keyboard protector that doubles as a scratching pad.

Submitted by Kat George.

Local Cat Takes Forever to Play Chess Move

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Local Cat Takes Forever to Play Chess Move

Merle, noted local kitten and area chess prodigy  has been unable to commit to his next move in his current game, according to sources close to the situation.  He has reportedly been considering Rook to Queen’s Bishop 4, the opening move of the classic Mittens attack, popularized by chess-playing cat Mittens in 1992, but he has been unable to commit to the strategy.

“He’s just been sitting there, silently surveying the board for five hours,” said Danny Ochoa, who covers chess for the local paper.  "It’s driving everyone nuts, but this isn’t a timed game.“

We’ll keep you posted as news develops.

Via mocas.

Capybara’s Gourmet YouTube Videos Lead to TV Deal

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Capybara’s Gourmet YouTube Videos Lead to TV Deal

By mirandate, FluffPo Correspondent

Dobbye, a capybara from Seattle, WA, is already renowned for his charming cooking videos on YouTube, which feature simple, fresh ingredients and easy preparation instructions. 

His show has just been picked up by The Food Network, and will focus on recipes for rodents of unusual size. Dobbye’s dishes utilize simple ingredients like apples, romaine lettuce and corn cobs, and are always quick to prepare – for example, just chomp an apple whole and leave the remainder on the ground.

Dobbye’s cooking is also known for unique seasonings that can easily be found without thumbs. The show is expected to air this coming fall on Tuesday evenings, possibly as a lead-in to Paula Deen.

Corgi Shovels Snow for Spending Cash

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Corgi Shovels Snow for Spending Cash

A corgi named Ron already has a full-time job at the concession stand of a local multiplex. But as winter laid its white blanket over the Midwest this week, the enterprising pup has been shoveling snow to earn extra money.

“He doesn’t need it to make ends meet, but if he spends the shoveling money, he can bank more of his paycheck,” says Alvin Sommers, a source close to the situation. “He’s a hard-working young dog. You don’t see that as much these days.”

Via Elizerdbeth.