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Cat Pays Big Bucks for Professional Headshots

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Cat Pays Big Bucks for Professional Headshots

Oreo, a cat from Kuala Lumpur, was in dire need of an updated headshot for auditions and press. But they had to be perfect.

“None of that amateur stuff,” Oreo’s friend Phil Keller tells The Fluffington Post. “He went to a professional studio and paid a pretty penny. But they came out great, don’t you think?”

The cost of the headshots has not been disclosed, but judging by the quality, megapixels and lighting, some analysts have estimated them in the $1 to $2 million range.

Submitted by Nabil.

Cat Protests ‘Rigged’ Ping-Pong Tournament

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Cat Protests ‘Rigged’ Ping-Pong Tournament

A cat named Rufus has staged a sit-in on the table of the ongoing Living Room Semi-Finals Ping-Pong Tournament. The cat claims the match is rigged against feline players, who do not have thumbs to hold the paddles adequately, and thus suffer a disadvantage.

“This isn’t just about ping-pong,” says Sally Cornfeld, a spokesperson for Rufus, who could not be reached for interview amid the chaos of the protest rally. “This is about Cats Rights. This is about standing up for what you believe in. Or in this case, sitting down for what you believe in.”

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Teen Poodle Tries DIY Frosted Tips

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Teen Poodle Tries DIY Frosted Tips

Frosted tips, a hairstyle popular in the ‘90s, seems to be making a comeback in some canine circles. Not one to resist even mild peer pressure, a local poodle named Reginald had to jump on the fashion bandwagon. But without any spending cash for the salon, the pup took a more DIY approach.

“He came in from the snow with icicles on his fur,” says Kim Tammel, a source familiar with the situation. “It’s possible he took ‘frosted tips’ a bit too literally. He looked good for about 15 minutes before they melted off.”

Submitted by Melissa Ghislanzoni.