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Puppy’s Home Perm Experiment Goes Awry
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
Fritz the puppy had been preparing for weeks for his speaking engagement at the local Rotary Club. Even so, he still didn’t feel quite ready.
“There was something missing,” says Hank Fellows, a source close to the situation. “He needed the perfect hairstyle.”
With hours to spare, Fritz decided he only had one option: A home perm kit from 1987. Unfortunately, the results left much to be desired.
“It probably would have benefited him to read the instructions,” says Fellows. “He didn’t let the activator set before he washed it – big beginner’s mistake. It looked awful. He wasn’t happy at all.”
Fortunately, Fritz was able to reschedule the speech.
“He said he got food poisoning,” says Fellows. “Guess that worked for them.”
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Chicago Dog Loses High-Stakes Game of ‘Cranium’
The popular board game Cranium is often a source of fun at parties and small family gatherings. But in the Lincoln Square neighborhood of Chicago, IL, a weekly get-together has turned into a high stakes gambling operation.
A bull pug named Louise took a big risk Tuesday night, when she bet her crate and bed that she would win the final match.
“She was doing well, until she got one of those clay sculpting clues,” says Charles McDowell, a spectator. “Without thumbs, she had a really hard time making Romeo and Juliet out of purple Play-Doh.”
She came in second, losing her last worldly possessions to the victor.
Submitted by Diana Fakhouri.
Cat Rests After Epic DVD Marathon
Who has seen every episode of Grey’s Anatomy, Ally McBeal and The Practice – in a row? Butter the cat, that’s who.
The kitty is said to be resting easy this evening after completing an epic DVD marathon, in which he watched every episode of those three television series back-to-back with very few breaks.
“I don’t think he’s slept in… oh, about two weeks,” said close friend Winnie Divan. “It took a lot out of him, but he’s doing pretty well, considering.”
Divan told The Fluffington Post that in spite of the significant health risk of not sleeping for weeks to watch mediocre late-90s and 2000s TV dramas, Butter thinks it was “totally worth it.”
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