PHOTO OP: Puppy Butt
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Architect Cat Fails to Deliver New Building Plans
Architect Cat Fails to Deliver New Building Plans
Executives at banking giant Wells Fargo are beginning to regret hiring a cat to design their new regional headquarters in Tampa, FL. The company hired Bella, of Meowy Architectural Designs, to design their new building after the cat’s proposal won against a number of other bidders.
At first, things went well. Her first round of designs were well received and on-time. But now, she’s been missing deadlines left and right, sleeping through meetings, and generally turning in sloppy work.
“Last week she dropped off a series of blueprints that looked like they had been crumpled up into a ball and batted around the room,” said Wells Fargo SVP of Construction, Tom Juarez. “Plus, the plans included a ‘tuna vault’ that I am sure we never approved. Now she’s completely missed this week’s deadline.”
Sources indicate that Bella could be fired as early as Monday.
Via Alberto Chan.
Local Dog Jumps from Plane for Charity
Local Dog Jumps from Plane for Charity
A local dog named Hettie jumped from a plane this afternoon to raise money and awareness for the Wounded Warrior Project.
The pup, a lifelong baseball fan and unfailing patriot, got the idea for the jump after watching New York Yankees GM Brian Cashman skydive to raise awareness for the group a couple of weeks ago.
“She saw Brian do it and immediately insisted on doing it too,” said longtime friend Deborah Dennick. “She wasn’t afraid, even after she learned that Cashman had broken his ankle – her only goal was to raise awareness for such a worth cause.”
Hettie’s jump was successful and, unlike the Yankees general manager, did not result in any broken bones.
Via bertypitt1.
PHOTO OP: This Is Not What I Ordered
PHOTO OP: This Is Not What I Ordered
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REPORT: Cat Regrets Finger Lick
REPORT: Cat Regrets Finger Lick
An area cat named Jenny is being treated this afternoon for a mild case of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder after licking a wayward finger earlier today.
According to sources on the scene, the kitten licked a finger that was held out to her and then immediately regretted the decision.
“Well, the finger was attached to a hand that had been chopping onions and garlic, so it was a little pungent,” said Karen Regan, a source close to the situation. “After Jenny licked it, she made a funny face and then realized her mistake and started to hyperventilate. We rushed he to the hospital.”
Hospital officials tell The Fluffington Post that the cat is resting easy and will be discharged tomorrow.
Via scotamalo.