Frog Bank Robbers Turn Out to Be Bulldogs in Disguise

The “Frog Boys,” a bank robbing duo, have been terrorizing the Midwestern United States for the past three weeks. Now police in Kansas have apprehended a pair of bulldogs they believe at the infamous bank robbers.

“We had been looking for a couple of amphibians,” said FBI investigator Carlton Schmidt. “But turns out we should have been looking for some dogs in frog suits.”

The pair have robbed six banks in four states and face federal charges carrying over 150 years in prison.

Via Susan Batterman,

Golden Retriever Opens Doggie Driving School

Packing up your pooch for a drive to the vet or groomer can be a pain. Why can’t dogs drive themselves to their own appointments?

That’s the question (and market demand) Roxy hopes to address. The golden retriever cut the ribbon on her new business, Doggie Drivers’ Ed, and her student roster is already filling up.

“Am I concerned about having dogs – who can’t tell the difference between food and their own puke – driving on our nation’s highways?” asks Luke Childress. “You bet. Did I sign my terrier Jonesy up for driving classes? Absolutely. I’m tired of driving him to soccer practice every morning. He’s old enough to afford some independence.”

Via lodrew.