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Cat Demands Resupply of Lucky Charms Cereal

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Cat Demands Resupply of Lucky Charms Cereal

After nearly three weeks without his favorite morning meal, a cat named Bo has staged a breakfast sit-in until his demands are met.

“He’ll be camped out there until he sees Lucky Charms back in the pantry,” says Frida Lee, a spokesperson for the miffed kitty. “It’s one thing to switch to store-brand cereal, but to ditch it altogether? This will not stand.”

Witnesses say the standoff has been tense, but as of Wednesday, there has been no violence.

“He’s not out for blood here,” says Lee. “This is about standing up for what’s right. Also, soggy marshmallows.”

Via Salabanzi.

2016 Presidential Candidate Squirrel Tests Stump Speech

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2016 Presidential Candidate Squirrel Tests Stump Speech

The memory of the 2012 U.S. presidential election has barely had time to fade, but already political pundits have their eye toward 2016. Prospective candidates have started to raise money, form exploratory committees and test speeches.

When it comes to the 2016 field, everyone agrees that Barry the squirrel has a good shot to be the Republican nominee for president. 

The charismatic rodent from Florida has been testing his stump speech in Iowa and New Hampshire the past week, an indication, think many, that he intends to run for president.

“Barry has a lot going from him,” according to MSNBC analyst Jenna Gwin. “He’s young, he’s popular in a swing state and he’s already shown the ability to raise a lot of money.”

Barry’s press team released a noncommittal statement last week indicating that the squirrel has not yet made any plans for 2016.

Via Ajnagraphy.

Kittens Announce Engagement on Twitter

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Kittens Announce Engagement on Twitter

Fritz and Mitzy are in love, and they wanted the world to know. That’s why the two kittens turned to social media to announce their engagement earlier today.

“It came as a bit of a shock,” said Sarah Platis. “I thought they’d only been out on a couple of days. But I’m really happy for them.”

The cats sent out simultaneous tweets while at work today announcing their intention to marry. Together, the two tweets have been retweeted or favorited over 220 times.

Via charliebuttons.