7 Perfect Cat Balls for a Cuddly Day
Via @msamayoa, Eric Parker, Alex Masters, pernillemidthjell, LAI Ryanne, kinofuku, and Michelle Chaves (submission).
Cops Bust Squirrel for Reckless Driving
Cops Bust Squirrel for Reckless Driving
Police in Somerville, MA have arrested a 2-year-old squirrel named Hank after receiving a report that he was driving erratically on Medford Street. Patrol cars attempted to pull the squirrel over, but he did not respond to the sirens, according to the police report.
“I called in some backup and we pinned his vehicle with a blockade,” says George Sevalis, the officer who made the arrest. “He didn’t seem to know or care that we were chasing him.”
There are no indications that Hank was driving under the influence, and he was not transporting anything illegal, though authorities did find a large cache of nuts in the trunk.
“He claims they’re his, and that he recently dug them up after the winter,” says Sevalis. “But we’re looking into it.”
Via Phaque1285
Pug Lands Dream Job as Bouncer for Taylor Swift
Pug Lands Dream Job as Bouncer for Taylor Swift
JJ, a pug from Nashville, TN, has landed his dream job: he’s going to be on the security team for Taylor Swift’s summer tour.
“Oh, he’s in heaven,” said friend Kathy Muñoz. “He’s a huge Swifty and now he’s going to be on her staff!”
According to Muñoz, the dog will be in charge of making sure no unauthorized concert attendees get back stage during the shows.
Via pugrasputin.
PHOTO OP: Birthday Boy
PHOTO OP: Birthday Boy
Via hannahwalker_.
Cat Gives Up on Doing Own Taxes
Cat Gives Up on Doing Own Taxes
Fenya the cat thought she could do her own taxes. But because she started her own business this year and had a bunch of home office deductions, things got complicated fast.
With tax day fast approaching, Fenya has finally thrown in the towel and sought professional help earlier today.
“After downloading what seemed like every form on the IRS website, she broke down and went to H&R Block,” said close friend Suzyn Walstein. “Next year, I don’t think she’ll even bother to try filing on her own.”
Via architettoom.