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Swedish Cat Comes With Impossible to Decipher Instructions

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Swedish Cat Comes With Impossible to Decipher Instructions

When Harry Milbank picked up his new cat, a Swedish exchange student, he was really looking forward to welcoming his new buddy into his home. But later, when he opened the box, he realized that the provided instructions made absolutely no sense.

“It’s just a series of poorly rendered pictographs,” he explained. “It’s really hard to tell what’s going on.”

Harry has been relying on help from Internet forums to muddle through his first few days with the foreign cat, but he’s not sure if the relationship will work out in the long term.

“I don’t want to, but I might have to return him. I just have no idea what I’m supposed to do next,” he said. “I think he might be missing some parts, too.”

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Puppies’ Date Ends With Awkward Kiss

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Puppies’ Date Ends With Awkward Kiss

Everything was going well for John and Cindy, two Shiba Inu puppies from Long Beach, CA who went on a date to the Olive Garden last Saturday.

John was being witty, Cindy had hilarious work stories locked and loaded, and they both looked fantastic. Dinner was delicious, too (Cindy had the Herb Grilled Salmon and John ordered the Tour of Italy). It looked like a second date was definitely in the cards.

Then came the kiss.

“I’m still not sure what happened,” said Francine Baker, Cindy’s roommate. “She came in about 10:30, completely flustered. She didn’t really want to talk about it, but from what I gather, John is just a really bad kisser.”

No word yet on whether the two dogs will be able to move past the incident and see each other again.

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Pup Launches Neighborhood Recycling Program

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Pup Launches Neighborhood Recycling Program

A 5-month-old puppy named Otto was disappointed to learn that his area of Phoenix, AZ didn’t recycle plastic.

“They take metal and paper, but no plastic bottles,” says Johnathan Mitchell, Otto’s neighbor. “It’s 2013 for crying out loud, I don’t know what’s taken them so long.”

Rather than wait for the city government to act, Otto has taken the initiative and launched a localized plastic recycling program.

“He goes door to door collecting bottles,” says Mitchell. “He drives them to the closest processing center, which is on the other side of town. It’s a bit of a haul, but until we get more trucks or facilities in our neck of the woods, there will be a lot of plastic heading to the landfill. Otto’s on a mission to change that.”

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