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Cat Puts Left Paw In, Refuses to Shake It All About

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Cat Puts Left Paw In, Refuses to Shake It All About

In what’s already being called “PokeyGate” by the local press, a cat named Smithers stunned onlookers yesterday when he refused to follow instructions during a heated round of hokey pokey.

According to several reports, Smithers put his left paw in when instructed, but then flouted repeated requests to “shake it all about.”

“The rules exist for a reason,” said hokey pokey expert Steve Randolph. “He made a mockery of game. There should be swift and severe penalties from the IHPB.”

The IHPB – or International Hokey Pokey Board – which governs professional play worldwide, has not yet reached a decision about any punishment for Smithers.

Via stokesy67.

Fashion Bunny Draws Ire Over Tube Hat

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Fashion Bunny Draws Ire Over Tube Hat

In a bold style move, a Wyoming bunny named Blue attended a gala event wearing one of his own designs – a cardboard tube hat that cinched his ears together. No sooner did he enter the room then the attendees whipped out their camera phones and started snapping.

“People were, quite frankly, agog,” says Laney Chipwater, who writes a fashion column for the Wyoming Tribune Eagle. “This was a formal event – black tie and gowns. To walk in with a toilet paper tube on your ears is in poor taste.”

But supporters of the fashion-forward bunny, who is noted for his avant-garde style and envelope-pushing designs, say he was within his right to express himself.

“I think it’s a commentary on the elitist fashion world in which we live,” says Walter Cain, who also attended the event. “It’s an artistic statement. I think we need more bunny designers like Blue to push back on our comfort zones.”

Submitted by Krystal Brown.