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Hamster Caught Cheating at Maze

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Hamster Caught Cheating at Maze

When Igor the hamster finished the box maze with a record time of 2 minutes, 35 seconds, it was celebrated as a once-in-a-lifetime achievement. But this is the age of HD television: nothing goes unnoticed.

It didn’t take long for members of the media to start questioning the hamster’s result. Did he utilize a shortcut? Illegal equipment? Was he juicing?

After carefully reviewing footage from the 10 cameras placed strategically around the maze, it was clear: Igor cheated. He went up and over the wall at turn seven, allowing him to shave a full minute off his score and easily smash the previous course record.

Officials say Igor’s time will be removed from the record books. The hamster could not be reached for comment.

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Goat Practices Parkour Moves at Park

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Goat Practices Parkour Moves at Park

Parkour is all the rage among goats. The non-competitive urban sport in which participants utilize their surroundings to perform vaults, leaps, swings, jumps and other moves to maintain momentum began catching in the goat community earlier this year.

One local goat was spotted this week practicing moves in the park.

“I’ve never seen anything like it,” said picnicker Zahira Turner. “That little goat was jumping from one rock to another, hopping over fences, climbing walls. It looked really fun.”

The key to successful Parkour is maintaining momentum while maximizing creativity and agility and remaining safe at all times, said Johannes Aarsbergen, an instructor of the sport from Copenhagen, Denmark.

“Goats, especially mountain goats, are naturals,” he said.

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Moen Introduces New Line of Cat Faucets

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Moen Introduces New Line of Cat Faucets

Most cats like drinking water. But all cats love running water. That’s why felines have been a severely underserved market in the bathroom and kitchen fixture market.

Until now.

Today, Moen, the Ohio-based faucet company, is launching a new line of fixtures aimed at cats. The faucets will all come equipped with easy on/off levers, designed for use by paws, and will sport faucet heads angled perfectly for over-the-top drinking.

The line will be available in a number of finishes starting this fall and sold exclusively at Lowe’s.

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