Puppies Participate in School Parenting Project

Barney and Barbos, ninth grade students and George Washington Carver Senior High in Memphis, TN, recently completed a parenting project for their health class. Students were paired up and instructed to care for a stuffed puppy as if it was their child. 

“I think they learned a lot about the responsibility of parenting,” said teacher Miranda Wojiechowski. “Honestly, we probably should be doing this program for dogs a few grades earlier. Barney and Barbos are 3, which is 21 in dog years. They should have been taught the birds and the bees by now.”

Both puppies received an A on the project.

Via jenniferadhya.

Area Dog Thinks He’s People

According to numerous reports out of the Bay Area, a dog named Simba has been cavorting around town pretending to be human. Simba has been spotted all over the city – whooping it up at hot SoMa night spot Bootie, getting some work done at Stanza Coffee, making numerous trips to the Union Square Apple store, and chowing down at trendy Nob Hill eatery, Sons and Daughters.

“Not only does Simba think he’s people,” said Marjorie Phillips, a source close to the situation, “but he’s kind of a douche. I mean, he eats and shops at the most pretentious places.”

Phillips suspects that Simba has run up quite the credit card bill and doesn’t believe he’ll be able to keep up his two-legs charade much longer.

Via ygsimba.

PHOTO OP: Takin’ a Breather

Via @cocothedoxie.