Puppy Beats the Heat with Innovative Butt Freezer

Champ, a bulldog from Houston, TX, wasn’t a happy camper. Recent mid-90s temperatures were just too much for the puppy, who prefers much more mild temps.  So Champ decided to do something about it.

After a few days of sketching ideas, the innovative dog figured out how to repurpose the refrigerator into a heat-beating, butt freezing machine.

Champ recently presented his invention to applause at the local community hacker space. He’s considering launching a Kickstarter to raise money for a first production run.

Via sumoflorides.

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Even This Puppy Finds Kanye West ‘Extremely Off-Putting’

A puppy named Grover expressed frustration with rapper Kanye West in a statement released by his office on Thursday. The statement describes West as “extremely off-putting,” especially with regard to his recent interview with The New York Times, in which West is quoted saying things like: “It’s only led me to complete awesomeness at all times. It’s only led me to awesome truth and awesomeness. Beauty, truth, awesomeness. That’s all it is.”

West’s most recent album Yeezus, which was leaked to the Internet on June 14th, has left many critics baffled by his boundless ego.

“One of the songs is called ‘I Am a God,’ for f***’s sake,” reads Grover’s memo. “It really doesn’t get douchier than that.”

Via justutis.