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Kitten Regrets Nothing About Bachelor Party

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Kitten Regrets Nothing About Bachelor Party

What started out at a steakhouse in Trenton, NJ progressed through numerous clubs and casinos in Atlantic City, before ending with an all-night party in a suite at the Trump Plaza Hotel. Groom-to-be Laser the cat woke up the next morning with a pounding headache and wearing some other kitty’s collar. 

Despite the killer hangover and the crippling fear of what sort of blackmail material he may have provided his friends, the cat doesn’t regret one minute of his bachelor party.

“I think maybe if he did it again he’d have a couple fewer catnip mojitos,” said close friend Julian Grimley. “But all in all, he had a great time. It was a perfect send off into married life.”

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Local Cat Hits the Gym at Least 4 Times Per Week

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Local Cat Hits the Gym at Least 4 Times Per Week

How does Tiny the cat keep such a toned and firm physique? Not by accident. It takes a lot of hard work.

“He hits the gym at least four times each week,” said personal trainer Will Freeman. “Mostly we do a lot of strength and agility training. This week, though, we’ve also been focusing on strengthening Tiny’s core.”

To that end, the cat has added 20 minutes of Pilates to his routine.

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Brilliant Puppies Train at Home Via Correspondence

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Brilliant Puppies Train at Home Via Correspondence

Dog training can be a hassle. The books. The videos. The classes. The special leashes and collars. The treats. Oh so many treats. That’s why the founders of Canine Correspondence University are so bullish on their prospects.

“This is a huge industry, and we’re intent on disrupting it,” said founding Dean Patricia Boleyn. According the Boleyn, the CCU is a new kind of school that will save families time and money, while providing puppies with a quality education and a sense of empowerment.

The school has just graduated its first-ever class and the results are promising. The pups trained at home via books and online coursework and earned their obedience degree in a short 5 weeks.

“Not having to drive back and forth to class was a huge bonus for us,” said Claire Targus, whose dog Sparky (pictured above) was among the first round of graduates. “[Sparky] was able to do his work at home, at his own pace. We loved that and he had a lot of fun.”

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