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Doggy Lounge Singer to Headline Vegas Show
Mickey “The Pooch” Braddock has been entertaining audiences with his soulful crooning at nightclubs across the country for the past three years. Now the dog is poised to hit the big time.
He’s been signed by Wynn Resorts to headline a nightly show at their flagship Vegas casino.
The pup will howl and yip his way through a two-hour set each evening featuring classics like “Moon River,” “Night and Day” and “Witchcraft.”
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PHOTO OP: So. Fluffy.
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BREAKING: Pup May Refuse Second Half of Biscuit
In what many industry analysts are calling an “unprecedented move,” a pup named Cruz may forgo the second half of a biscuit he was eating earlier this morning.
“I’ve never seen a dog turn down food,” says Jacklyn O’Conner, an eye-witness. “Especially food he was just eating.”
Experts are baffled by Cruz’s behavior. “I mean, most likely he’ll just snatch it right up in another minute or so,” says canine trend watcher Sam Kechner. “But if he doesn’t…well, that changes everything. It could have far-reaching ramifications for dogs everywhere.”
As of this writing, Cruz has yet to make a decision. The Fluffington Post will update this story as it develops.
Submitted by Chris DePatria.
PHOTO OP: Her Majesty
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Dog’s License Suspended for Erratic Driving
Authorities in Chicago, IL have confirmed that a 3-year-old pup named Jayda was pulled over by police Saturday morning for reckless driving.
“The mini dachshund could barely reach the steering wheel or the pedals,” says Lucas Danforth, the patrol officer who confronted Jayda on Lake Shore Drive. “I’m not even sure how she made it out to the expressway.”
Officer Danforth issued Jayda a hefty fine and was within his right to suspend her license, according to the police commissioner’s officer. “She had two prior moving violations,” the clerk tells The Fluffington Post. “She’ll be off the road for at least six months. That should be enough time for her to find a smaller car.”
Submitted by Amy Wicklund.
