Local Cat Dreams of Belly Rubs

An area cat named Sprout spends much of his sleep time dreaming of belly rubs, according to his friends. Either that, or he’s plotting to kill them all.

According to close friend Tony Agarwal, Spout exhibits all the signs of a cat hatching a murder plot, as detailed by the seminal research infographic, How to Tell if Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. But, Agarwal said, they prefer to give the kitty the benefit of the doubt.

“We like to think it’s the belly rub thing instead,” he said. “Otherwise, we’d just live in fear.”

Via Salim Virji.

Survey Shows Kittens Are Ditching Facebook

A new survey from Gartner confirms what analysts and social media aficionados have suspected for some time – that young cats no longer find Facebook cool.

Gartner polled 1,400 kittens about their online habits, and 80% of respondents noted that they check Facebook less than once per week. 10% have deleted their accounts altogether.

“The younger generations are moving to newer networks like Instagram and Snapchat,” says Thom Phillips, a writer for the blog TechBomb. “Most kittens know their mom is on Facebook. It’s not a discreet place to socialize with friends. Also, most kittens get online exclusively through smartphones, and Facebook’s mobile apps are notably lacking.”

Via Sarah Ross.

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Via huihuiezz.