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Area Cat Gives Up on Ikea Furniture Assembly
When Simon the cat purchased the Eindgertål kitty tower from IKEA, he assumed assembly would be a snap. Unfortunately, when he tore into the box, he found that he was missing four of five screws necessary to finish putting it together.
“Allegedly. Allegedly they were missing,” said Kaley Akewu, Simon’s roommate. “I’m not sure I buy that story.”
According to Akewu, the cat insists that the box was just short a few of the screws and pegs needed to snap together the tower.
“But have you seen those things?” she said. “They’re like a kitty wet dream. I’m pretty sure Simon just couldn’t resist the urge to bat them around the house and lost a few of them under the couch.”
Regardless of wether Simon lost the parts due to uncontrollable feline instinct, or he was stiffed by IKEA, he’s reportedly given up on the project.
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Pups Vigilant About Dropped Food Watch
Oscar and Clarence don’t miss out on dropped food. Even the tiniest crumbs will always get snatched up by these vigilant pups.
The two dogs make up the Murphy Household Food Watch, which was formed in 2009 after an entire pumpkin pie was dropped on the floor during Thanksgiving and went uneaten for at least 7 minutes before being cleaned up.
“After the pie incident, Oscar and Clarence vowed never to let a piece of food drop without being eaten,” said the puppies’ official biographer Sue Corliss.
Their initial goal of leaving no food uneaten after 90 seconds was met within the first year. "Now they’re down to an average of 34.6 seconds for 2013,“ she said. "It’s truly impressive.”
With the holiday season right around the corner, the dogs better be on their A-game.
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