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Kitten Sleeps Through Exams

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Kitten Sleeps Through Exams

Mitsy the cat is not looking forward to receiving her final grade in abnormal psychology. She had a solid “B” in going into the last week of classes, but slept through her alarm on Friday morning and completely missed the final, which counts for 25% of her grade. 

She may now be in danger of failing.

“There’s no way she can make it up,” said classmate Alexa Toro. “Grades close at four and prof is a hard ass.”

The best Mitsy can hope for, according to Toro is an incomplete and the opportunity to retake the class next semester. A passing grade is a requirement for her degree.

Via cookilicius_.

BREAKING: Dog / Reindeer Crossbreed Discovered

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BREAKING: Dog / Reindeer Crossbreed Discovered

Researchers at the University of Fairbanks in Alaska are set to hold a press conference this afternoon to announce the discovery of a new breed of animal. The animal is a furry mammal and appears to be a cross between a reindeer and a golden retriever.

The school’s department of biology and wildlife studies released a photo of the dog / deer this morning, but details about the discovery have been sparse.

The Fluffington Post will be at the press conference this afternoon and will update this post with relevant details as they emerge.

Update: The university has called off the press conference and is now saying that what they “discovered” turned out to be a regular golden retriever wearing stuffed “puppy antlers.” It is unclear at this time if this was a genuine mistake, a holiday prank or something else.

Via lovely_red_girly.