PHOTO OP: WHAT?!
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Puppy Busted for Spying on Neighbors
Puppy Busted for Spying on Neighbors
A puppy named Clarence was discovered spying on his neighbors through a crack in the fence separating their properties yesterday and has been charged with misdemeanor voyeurism and fined $500.
“He’s a deviant,” said Allison Nocita, who lives next door to the dog and claims to have seen him spying before but never moved fast enough for police to catch him the act. “He’s always watching me and my family. I don’t like it.”
For his part, Clarence claims that he was not spying on the Nocita family, but instead on their birds.
“They happen to have a pear tree in their backyard which is home to a very tasty, er, rare, family of warblers,” said James Warner, Clarence’s lawyer. “My client was merely getting a better look at the birds. He’s an avid… uh… ornithologist.”
Via Beaumonth.
PHOTO OP: Play?
PHOTO OP: Play?
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Citizens Regret Electing Hardline Cat Leader of Living Room
Citizens Regret Electing Hardline Cat Leader of Living Room
Residents of the Miller household are regretting last month’s decision to elect Phantom the cat to the position of Living Room President. The cat breezed to a decisive win in the general election against her opponent, the family’s hamster Hemingway, on a platform of more snuggling and and the campaign slogan, “Paws, not claws.”
But according to Miller family members, the cat has failed to deliver on her campaign promises.
“Phanny hasn’t snuggled with me any more than usual,” said eldest daughter Melanie. “She mostly just sits on the high perch she had installed and stares down at her subjects with an icy gaze. It give us all the willies.”
The cat leader has also been destructive.
“She completely tore up my leather recliner,” said Miller father Tom. “We had a vote about whether to allow that and it passed five to nothing in the family caucus, but she vetoed it and scratched the hell out of the chair anyway! She’s got to go.”
The family is considering a recall vote – or they may just get a dog.
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PHOTO OP: Puppy By the River
PHOTO OP: Puppy By the River
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